The farmer's son

Pheromones are my new favorite drug. I got laid five times in the last twenty four hours, and it was great. It's just so easy when it's with the right guy. Your instincts drive you towards it, regardless of if you want to or not.

The Farmer's Son's pheromones were strong stuff.

We had met through internet some time ago, but for some reason it never really worked out. I'm sure you recognize that situation. The person you add to msn and never talk to again. I guess that if Messenger had a Transfer Smell function internet dating would be much better.

Anyways,  the fact that the one time that we did talk we chatted about how much he liked breeding chicken also played a role. He spoke about how much he enjoyed feeding them at his farm, seeing them reproduce and their company.

It made me curious, but I can't say I found it very appealing. Think about how it would be to blow him.

I can picture me fishing not a hair but an alien feather out of my mouth.

Despite all of the objections my uncontrolled fantasy found for us happening, when he texted me saying he was close to where I lived I directly invited him to come over. Good thing I did.

He arrived, and I liked him right from the start. We just had some chat and drinks, the usual.

He might have been raised at a farm, but he turned out to be all but simple. In fact, he was an engineer and he had tricked me into believing his whole chicken story. I don't even know why I bought it. I guess I have witnessed so many strange things (just look at my archives) that I assume everything's possible.

The boy wasn't simple, and the boy was certainly not shy. In the middle of the chat he came closer, put a finger in my mouth, grabbed my neck and started making out with me.

I liked how he handled that.

It got even better once we got into the bedroom. Let me describe the picture to you. This two meters of man were very well built, due to his farm childhood. Working the fields all day will do that for you. On the other hand, I myself am about twenty centimeters smaller and have a quite slender build.

He would just grab me by the hips and swing me all around my bedroom every one of the five times we had sex.I had never thought I'd like it rough, but it actually blew my mind.

The first time we got it on, he would hold me in the air and start humping me. I approached this skeptically. Too often men try to play the hero like that with me and it always turns out wrong.

You have no idea how much work it takes to make that position work.

First you have to hold yourself there with just one arm, in order to seize the tube of gel. Then, once you have the lube in your hands you realize that you will need the other hand too to open the screwtop closed tube (Thanks! Johnson's and Johnson's).

So you tell the guy to hold you, and find a way to open it while staying there in a very awkward balance.

For the sake of science, let's say you have made it until there and that your hero's arms aren't dead tired yet.

Then you have to rub the gel on the implied dick and ass. This goes fairly easy, for if you've made it so far you are very skilled in men-climbing and can easily miss one arm to use it to perform these duties.

Once everything is nicely covered, you still have to find a way to get the dick into the now slippery designated place. Now, that isn't easy at all. First you have to climb up to the right height, for if you are too high it will obviously stay outside and if you get too low, it won't find it's way in. Unless you have a bendable dick, but that mostly implies that it's too soft to put it in anyway.

Suppose you find your way to the right height,  it still has to get in. Mostly, the first penetration has to happen slowly to prevent pain. Well, just imagine to be slowly climbing down a man, deadly scared of slipping down and getting suddenly impaled.

It's not only a hell of a job, but in my experience once you have finally completed the procedure, the guy can't hold your weight any longer and has to drop you to the floor. And then you've done all for nothing.

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Just don't try this at home.

That's exactly why I was so amazed when farmer boy and me did it! Once I noticed that his grip was strong enough, I started to scooch up and down him until everything had fallen into place.

What can I say, it's an amazing experience. But I insist, it's advanced stuff and you should only try it under parental supervision.

Us, we continued for a while until we both came and lied down on the bed.

We then rested for two full minutes before we were at it again.

We were messing around, lying on the bed when he suddenly stands on his knees, grabs my hips and pulls.

Before I realized what was happening, I was being lifted by a tremendous force of nature and was standing on my hands, upside down, and being blown. The next moment I was lying on my belly and being held down with a strong hand.

And it continued like that every other time. If only we had been lying amongst haystacks, it would have been just perfect.